Crushing on the cutie at the carwash — and feel a deep need to use a location-specific pickup line? We’re here for you.
Here are 10 pickup lines for the car wash.
1. Keep it topical. “Gas prices are so high right now. Wanna carpool to dinner?”
2. Ask for help. “Can you help me with my GPS? I need to know where I should pick you up tonight.”
3. Be your car’s matchmaker. “These cars clean up nice. Should we set them up?”
4. The cars are clean. Now what? “We’re all spiffed up with nowhere to go. What are you doing tonight?”
5. Point to an out-of-order sign while interpreting it as dating advice. “I guess I should ask you out before I introduce myself.”
6. Go cheesy. “I need some coolant. You’ve got me overheating.”
7. Revive a classic. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I wash my car again?”
8. Charm ‘em with a joke. “My dog Spot ran through a carwash once. Now he’s Spotless.”
9. Quote a classic from childhood. “Wax on, wax off.” (Actions not optional.) Then ask her to the drive-in to catch an ‘80s flick.
10. Or just take a page from a famous car guy’s playbook and follow James May’s advice: “You have to start with hello.”
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Jeannie Assimos has been an enthusiastic leader in the content arena for nearly two decades, beginning her career at Entertainment Tonight, followed by a VP of content position at online dating OG eHarmony. As the Head of Content at Way.com, she enjoys more joy rides than ever as she checks out the latest Tesla models, and her dog Jonny Cash is always along for the ride.