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10 Best Pickup Lines for the Carwash

  • Cars Explained
  • Jeannie Assimos
  • 2 minutes

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Crushing on the cutie at the carwash — and feel a deep need to use a location-specific pickup line? We’re here for you. 

 Here are 10 pickup lines for the car wash. 

1. Keep it topical. “Gas prices are so high right now. Wanna carpool to dinner?” 

2. Ask for help. “Can you help me with my GPS? I need to know where I should pick you up tonight.”  

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3. Be your car’s matchmaker. These cars clean up nice. Should we set them up?” 

4. The cars are clean. Now what? “We’re all spiffed up with nowhere to go. What are you doing tonight?” 

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5. Point to an out-of-order sign while interpreting it as dating advice. “I guess I should ask you out before I introduce myself.” 

6. Go cheesy. “I need some coolant. You’ve got me overheating.”  

7. Revive a classic. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I wash my car again?” 

8. Charm ‘em with a joke. My dog Spot ran through a carwash once. Now he’s Spotless.” 

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9. Quote a classic from childhood. Wax on, wax off.” (Actions not optional.) Then ask her to the drive-in to catch an ‘80s flick. 

10. Or just take a page from a famous car guy’s playbook and follow James May’s adviceYou have to start with hello.”  

Have you had success with any pickup lines at the car wash — or anytime you’ve been out? Share the love below!


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